Crook & Marker Cocolada 8pk

Crook & Marker Cocolada 8pk is a piña colada-inspired hard seltzer made with organic supergrain alcohol, packaged as an 8-pack of 11.5 fl oz cans at 5% ABV. This expression earned a Silver medal in the People's Choice category at Fizz Fight, America's first hard seltzer competition, outperforming more than 30 leading brands.

Quick Facts: ABV: 5%  |  Origin: New Jersey, United States  |  Style: Flavored Hard Seltzer  |  Brand: Crook & Marker

Production & Heritage

Crook & Marker builds its lineup on a proprietary base called BaseBrew, an organic alcohol derived from ancient grains — quinoa, amaranth, and millet — along with cassava root. The process draws on ingredients cultivated for thousands of years, fermenting them into a one-of-a-kind supergrain alcohol that distinguishes the brand from conventional corn- or cane-sugar-based seltzers. The Cocolada expression layers coconut and pineapple flavors over this organic base, delivering a lightly carbonated, tropical profile that separates it from the broader hard seltzer field.

Tasting Notes

Aroma: Fresh coconut cream leads, followed by ripe pineapple and a faint suggestion of toasted grain. The nose is clean and tropical without any sharp alcohol edge.

Taste: Coconut arrives first on the palate with a silky, almost velvety texture. Mid-palate, sweet pineapple fills in alongside the coconut, creating a harmonious piña colada character. Light carbonation keeps the mouthfeel crisp and prevents the sweetness from becoming heavy.

Finish: The finish is smooth and relatively short, with lingering coconut and a gentle tropical sweetness. There is no harsh or bitter aftertaste — just a clean, refreshing fade.

How to Drink Cocolada

Serve ice cold, straight from the can or poured over ice for maximum refreshment on warm days. The Cocolada also works as a ready-made component in simple mixed drinks:

• Tropical Mule: Pour over ice with a squeeze of fresh lime and a splash of ginger beer — the coconut-pineapple base complements ginger's spice.
• Cocolada Float: Top a scoop of coconut or vanilla ice cream with Cocolada for a playful adults-only dessert drink.
• Sparkling Colada Punch: Combine with fresh-squeezed orange juice and a dash of grenadine in a punch bowl — the light carbonation keeps the punch lively without dilution.

Best For

• Poolside or beach-day drinking when you want a low-ABV tropical option
• Hosting a summer barbecue with guests who prefer lighter, fruit-forward drinks
• Introducing health-conscious friends to a hard seltzer made from organic ancient grains
• Stocking a cooler for a boat day or outdoor concert where portability matters

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Cocolada taste like? Crook & Marker Cocolada tastes like a modern, lighter take on a piña colada, with pronounced coconut and ripe pineapple flavors layered over a clean, lightly carbonated base. The finish is smooth and silky rather than syrupy.

How does Cocolada compare to White Claw? White Claw uses a fermented sugar base, while Crook & Marker ferments organic ancient grains and cassava root through its proprietary BaseBrew process. The Cocolada expression also skews more dessert-tropical with its coconut-pineapple profile, whereas White Claw's lineup leans toward simpler single-fruit flavors.

Is Cocolada good for casual sipping? At 5% ABV with a smooth, fruit-forward character, it is built for easy, casual drinking straight from the can — no mixing or garnishing required.

Where is Cocolada made? Crook & Marker is based in New Jersey, United States, where the brand produces its BaseBrew organic supergrain alcohol and flavors its full lineup of hard seltzers.

What foods pair well with Cocolada? Grilled shrimp skewers complement the tropical coconut-pineapple notes. Jerk chicken works well because its spice contrasts the drink's sweetness. Fresh ceviche echoes the citrus-tropical character. Coconut rice dishes create a harmonious pairing, and light fruit tarts or key lime pie mirror the refreshing finish.

What sizes does Cocolada come in? The standard format is an 8-pack of 11.5 fl oz slim cans, which is the primary package available for this expression.

Is Cocolada worth the price? Crook & Marker positions as a slightly premium hard seltzer thanks to its organic ancient-grain alcohol base, placing it a step above mass-market competitors in both ingredient quality and price tier.

Why Cocolada?

The defining differentiator here is BaseBrew — a proprietary organic alcohol fermented from quinoa, amaranth, millet, and cassava root rather than the standard sugar or corn base used across most of the hard seltzer category. That foundation earned the brand a Silver medal in the People's Choice category at Fizz Fight, beating out more than 30 competitors including White Claw, Truly, and Bon & Viv. The Cocolada flavor leans into a genuine piña colada profile with enough coconut richness and pineapple brightness to stand apart from the single-note fruit seltzers that dominate shelf space. For drinkers who want a tropical, sessionable option without sacrificing ingredient transparency, this 8-pack fills a gap that few competitors address.