Lulu B Chocolate Martini 750ML

Lulu B Chocolate Martini 750ML is a ready-to-serve chocolate martini cocktail made with vodka and crème de cacao, bottled at 12.7% ABV (30 proof). What distinguishes this bottled cocktail from much of the premixed category is its use of real spirits rather than a malt liquor or wine base, combined with a remarkably low 48 calories per serving.

Quick Facts: ABV: 12.7%  |  Origin: USA  |  Style: Ready-to-Serve Cocktail  |  Producer: La Maison Des Futailles

Production & Heritage

Lulu B Chocolate Martini is produced by La Maison Des Futailles, a company specializing in ready-to-drink cocktails. The cocktail is built on a vodka base blended with crème de cacao and natural chocolate flavors — no artificial flavoring agents, malt liquor, or wine substitutes are used in place of actual spirits. The formulation also targets a lower-calorie, lower-carbohydrate profile than many competing premixed cocktails, coming in at just 48 calories per serving while still delivering a recognizable chocolate martini experience.

Tasting Notes

Aroma: The nose is unmistakably chocolate — rich, sweet, and reminiscent of chocolate milk. There is very little alcohol burn on the nose given the lower ABV, allowing the cocoa character to dominate.

Taste: On the palate, the entry is smooth and sweet with a prominent milk chocolate flavor that avoids the grainy or powdery texture sometimes found in chocolate-flavored spirits. The mid-palate stays consistent with a balanced sweetness that does not veer into cloying territory, and the vodka base provides a clean, neutral backbone that lets the crème de cacao and natural chocolate flavors remain the focus.

Finish: The finish is fairly short, fading with a light, lingering chocolatey sweetness. It leaves the palate clean without any heavy or syrupy residue.

How to Drink Lulu B Chocolate Martini

Lulu B Chocolate Martini is designed to be served straight from the bottle — simply chill thoroughly, shake, and pour into a martini glass. Serving over ice is another easy option if a lighter, more diluted sip is preferred. For those looking to customize the drink further, consider these cocktail variations:

• Chocolate Espresso Martini: Add a shot of freshly brewed espresso for a caffeinated twist that plays off the existing cocoa sweetness.
• Peppermint Chocolate Martini: A splash of peppermint schnapps transforms the base into a dessert-style holiday cocktail with mint-chocolate contrast.
• Chocolate Raspberry Martini: Muddle fresh raspberries or add a small pour of Chambord — the tart berry notes create a welcome counterpoint to the smooth milk chocolate profile.

Best For

• Dessert course replacement at dinner parties
• Girls' night or casual entertaining with minimal prep
• Introducing non-spirit drinkers to cocktails via an approachable, lower-ABV option
• Holiday and after-dinner gatherings where chocolate is the theme

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Lulu B Chocolate Martini taste like? It delivers a smooth milk chocolate flavor with a clean, sweet profile and a short finish that leaves a light cocoa sweetness on the palate. The vodka base stays in the background, making the chocolate character the star.

How does Lulu B Chocolate Martini compare to Parrot Bay Blended Mudslide? Lulu B uses a real vodka base rather than a malt or wine base, which gives it a cleaner spirit character and a more authentic cocktail feel. It is also notably lower in calories at 48 per serving, whereas cream-based premixed drinks like Parrot Bay Mudslide tend to carry significantly higher calorie counts.

Is Lulu B Chocolate Martini good for beginners? Yes — at 12.7% ABV, it sits well below most straight spirits and delivers a sweet, approachable chocolate flavor that does not taste overtly alcoholic, making it an easy entry point for casual drinkers.

Where is Lulu B Chocolate Martini made? Lulu B Chocolate Martini is produced in the United States by La Maison Des Futailles, a manufacturer that focuses on ready-to-drink cocktail products.

What foods pair well with Lulu B Chocolate Martini? Fresh strawberries and dark chocolate-dipped fruits complement the cocoa sweetness naturally. Rich cheesecake or tiramisu mirrors the dessert profile. Salted caramel brownies add a contrasting salty element. Brie or mascarpone-based appetizers work well, as their creaminess echoes the smooth mouthfeel of the drink.

What sizes does Lulu B Chocolate Martini come in? The standard available size is 750ML.

Is Lulu B Chocolate Martini worth the price? Lulu B positions as a value-friendly, ready-to-serve cocktail that eliminates the need to purchase vodka, crème de cacao, and chocolate flavoring separately. For its category, the use of real spirits over malt or wine base and the low-calorie formulation offer meaningful differentiation at a competitive everyday price point.

Why Lulu B Chocolate Martini?

In a premixed cocktail market crowded with malt-based and wine-based shortcuts, Lulu B Chocolate Martini stands apart by building on actual vodka and crème de cacao. The 48-calorie-per-serving profile is a genuine rarity in chocolate-flavored ready-to-drink cocktails, most of which carry two to three times that count. The result is a bottled cocktail that tastes closer to what a bartender would actually build behind the bar — smooth milk chocolate, clean spirit backbone, no artificial aftertaste — while requiring nothing more than a chilled glass to serve.