Funny Water Variety 2 6Pk

Funny Water Variety 2 6Pk is a six-pack of still, non-carbonated alcoholic water at 3.75% ABV featuring three bold flavors: Blueberry Acai, Ginger Lemon, and Jalapeño Lime. What distinguishes this pack is the complete absence of bubbles — a rarity in a category dominated by carbonated hard seltzers — paired with zero grams of sugar and just one gram of carbohydrate per serving.

Quick Facts: ABV: 3.75%  |  Origin: USA  |  Style: Still Alcoholic Water  |  Brand: Funny Water

Production & Heritage

Funny Water is produced using a fermented cane sugar base, which yields a clean, neutral spirit profile before flavoring. Unlike the vast majority of hard seltzers and flavored malt beverages that rely on carbonation to deliver mouthfeel, Funny Water is intentionally still — no bubbles whatsoever. Each can is fortified with electrolytes and antioxidants, positioning it closer to enhanced water than a traditional alcoholic beverage. The result is a drink with virtually no detectable alcohol on the nose or palate, prioritizing smoothness and drinkability above all else.

Tasting Notes

Blueberry Acai: Ripe berry aromatics lead with a gentle, fruity sweetness that remains light rather than syrupy. The acai adds a subtle earthy undertone that keeps the profile grounded.

Ginger Lemon: Assertive, authentic ginger dominance defines this flavor — this is a pour built for true ginger enthusiasts. Lemon plays a supporting role, offering just enough citrus brightness on the back end without competing with the root spice.

Jalapeño Lime: A genuinely spicy kick arrives on the mid-palate, delivering real pepper heat rather than a token suggestion of chile. Lime provides a tart, cooling counterbalance, and the finish carries a lingering warmth that sets this apart from anything else in the flavored alcoholic water space.

Finish (all varieties): Universally clean and smooth with no carbonation bite, no residual sweetness, and no perceptible alcohol burn. Each flavor fades quickly, making repeat sips effortless.

How to Drink Funny Water

Funny Water is designed to be consumed straight from the can, chilled, with no preparation required — it functions as its own finished serve. That said, the individual flavors lend themselves well to mixing. The Jalapeño Lime works as a low-ABV substitute in a Spicy Paloma riff, replacing soda water and adding built-in heat. Ginger Lemon serves as a ready-made base for a Dark and Stormy float, topped with a measure of aged rum. Blueberry Acai can anchor a light Sangria-style punch when combined with rosé and fresh fruit.

Best For

• Beach days, pool parties, and outdoor gatherings where carbonation bloat is unwelcome
• Health-conscious drinkers tracking sugar and carbohydrate intake
• Introducing friends who dislike hard seltzer bubbles to the flavored alcoholic water category
• Active social occasions — hiking, boating, or post-workout wind-downs — where electrolyte replenishment matters

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Funny Water Variety 2 taste like? The three flavors range from fruity (Blueberry Acai) to boldly spicy (Jalapeño Lime) and sharply botanical (Ginger Lemon), all sharing an exceptionally smooth, still water mouthfeel with no detectable alcohol taste.

How does Funny Water compare to White Claw? The most significant difference is carbonation: Funny Water is completely still, while White Claw is a sparkling hard seltzer. Funny Water also sits at a lower 3.75% ABV compared to White Claw's standard 5%, and contains zero sugar versus White Claw's two grams.

Is Funny Water good for health-conscious drinkers? With zero grams of sugar, one gram of carbohydrate, added electrolytes and antioxidants, and a modest 3.75% ABV, Funny Water is specifically formulated for drinkers who prioritize low-impact consumption.

Where is Funny Water made? Funny Water is produced in the United States using a fermented cane sugar base, though the brand has not publicly disclosed a specific production facility or city of manufacture.

What foods pair well with Funny Water? Jalapeño Lime pairs naturally with fish tacos and ceviche, where the heat and citrus echo the dish. Blueberry Acai complements light salads with goat cheese or a summer fruit plate. Ginger Lemon stands up well alongside sushi or Thai cuisine, where its ginger intensity mirrors the cuisine's own aromatics.

What sizes does Funny Water come in? The Variety 2 pack is sold as a six-pack containing two cans each of Blueberry Acai, Ginger Lemon, and Jalapeño Lime.

Is Funny Water worth the price? Funny Water positions as a premium entry in the alcoholic water and hard seltzer category, justified by its still format, added electrolytes and antioxidants, and zero-sugar formulation — features that most carbonated competitors in the same price tier do not offer.

Why Funny Water Variety 2?

In a market saturated with carbonated hard seltzers that taste nearly interchangeable, Funny Water's completely still format is its single most defining trait — and the Variety 2 pack showcases the brand's more adventurous flavor work. The Jalapeño Lime, in particular, delivers a degree of genuine capsaicin heat that is almost unheard of in low-ABV ready-to-drink beverages. Built on a clean fermented cane sugar base with no added sugar and functional ingredients like electrolytes, this pack appeals to a specific drinker: someone who wants flavor complexity and a sessionable ABV without bubbles, sweetness, or bloat.