Funny Water Original Variety 6Pk

Funny Water Original Variety 6Pk is a six-pack of non-carbonated, alcohol-infused flavored still water at 3.75% ABV. What sets it apart in the crowded ready-to-drink landscape is the complete absence of carbonation — a deliberate departure from the fizz-forward hard seltzer category it competes against.

Quick Facts: ABV: 3.75%  |  Origin: United States  |  Style: Alcoholic Still Water  |  6-Pack Variety (Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, Citrus)

Production & Heritage

Funny Water occupies a genuinely unusual niche: naturally flavored still water infused with alcohol. There are no bubbles, no heavy sweeteners, and no carbonation of any kind. Each can contains antioxidants and electrolytes intended to support hydration, alongside just 80 calories and 1 gram of carbohydrates per serving. The product is also gluten-free. The variety pack includes two cans each of three core flavors — Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus — giving a cross-section of the Original lineup in a single purchase.

Tasting Notes

Aroma: Across all three varieties, the nose is clean and garden-fresh. There is no detectable alcohol on the aroma — reviewers consistently note that it smells like flavored spa water rather than an alcoholic beverage.

Taste: The Cucumber Mint leads with a cool, herbaceous quality that drinks like a more concentrated spa water, smooth and understated. Watermelon delivers a light, naturally sweet character without the artificial candy-like punch found in many seltzers. Citrus rounds out the trio with bright, zesty notes that stay restrained and refreshing. All three share a notable clarity and smoothness, and alcohol is essentially undetectable on the palate.

Finish: The finish across all flavors is crisp and clean, with virtually no lingering sweetness or boozy warmth. It drinks like water with a whisper of natural fruit flavor trailing behind.

How to Drink Funny Water

Funny Water is designed to be consumed straight from the can, chilled. No mixing or garnishing required — it functions as a standalone, sessionable beverage. That said, the flavors lend themselves well to low-effort mixed drinks: use the Cucumber Mint as a base for a light Gin & Water spritz, combining it with a half-ounce of dry gin for added botanical depth. The Watermelon variety works in a relaxed Agua Fresca-style cocktail with a splash of blanco tequila and lime. Citrus pairs naturally with vodka for a minimalist, no-soda alternative to a Vodka Soda.

Best For

• Day drinking at outdoor events where carbonation fatigue sets in
• Health-conscious drinkers seeking low-calorie, gluten-free alcohol options
• Introducing someone who dislikes carbonation to the ready-to-drink category
• Poolside or beach sessions where hydration and a light buzz coexist

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Funny Water taste like? Funny Water tastes remarkably similar to flavored spa water — clean, lightly fruity, and smooth with no perceptible alcohol burn. The three varieties (Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus) each deliver subtle, naturally flavored profiles rather than bold, sweet flavors.

How does Funny Water compare to hard seltzers? The most significant difference is carbonation: Funny Water is completely still, while hard seltzers like White Claw and Truly rely on fizz. At 3.75% ABV and 80 calories, Funny Water is slightly lower in alcohol and comparable or lower in calories than most mainstream hard seltzers.

Is Funny Water good for beginners? Funny Water is exceptionally approachable — its flavor and mouthfeel resemble flavored water so closely that even people who dislike the taste of alcohol will find it easy to drink.

Where is Funny Water made? Funny Water is produced in the United States. Specific distillery or production facility details are not publicly disclosed by the brand.

What foods pair well with Funny Water? The Cucumber Mint pairs well with fresh sushi rolls or a light Greek salad, where its herbaceous quality complements clean flavors. Watermelon matches grilled shrimp skewers or a summer fruit plate. Citrus works alongside ceviche or fish tacos, where its bright notes echo the lime and citrus already present in the dish.

What sizes does Funny Water come in? The Original Variety pack is sold as a six-pack containing two cans each of Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus.

Is Funny Water worth the price? Funny Water positions as a premium alternative to hard seltzers, justified by its unique still-water format, inclusion of electrolytes and antioxidants, and low-calorie, gluten-free profile. For drinkers specifically seeking a non-carbonated alcoholic option, there are very few direct competitors at any price point.

Why Funny Water?

The alcohol-infused still water category barely exists, and Funny Water essentially has it to itself. In a market saturated with bubbly hard seltzers and sugary canned cocktails, a flat, clean, 80-calorie alcoholic water with electrolytes and antioxidants fills a gap that many drinkers didn't realize was there. The variety pack format makes it easy to identify a preferred flavor without committing to a full six of one. For anyone who has ever wished they could drink a flavored water that happened to contain a modest amount of alcohol, this is the product that answers that specific, previously unmet request.