{"title":"Funny Water","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"funny-water-original-variety-6pk","title":"Funny Water Original Variety 6Pk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Water Original Variety 6Pk\u003c\/strong\u003e is a six-pack of non-carbonated, alcohol-infused flavored still water at 3.75% ABV. What sets it apart in the crowded ready-to-drink landscape is the complete absence of carbonation — a deliberate departure from the fizz-forward hard seltzer category it competes against.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuick Facts:\u003c\/strong\u003e ABV: 3.75%  |  Origin: United States  |  Style: Alcoholic Still Water  |  6-Pack Variety (Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, Citrus)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Heritage\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Water occupies a genuinely unusual niche: naturally flavored still water infused with alcohol. There are no bubbles, no heavy sweeteners, and no carbonation of any kind. Each can contains antioxidants and electrolytes intended to support hydration, alongside just 80 calories and 1 gram of carbohydrates per serving. The product is also gluten-free. The variety pack includes two cans each of three core flavors — Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus — giving a cross-section of the Original lineup in a single purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eTasting Notes\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAroma:\u003c\/strong\u003e Across all three varieties, the nose is clean and garden-fresh. There is no detectable alcohol on the aroma — reviewers consistently note that it smells like flavored spa water rather than an alcoholic beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTaste:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Cucumber Mint leads with a cool, herbaceous quality that drinks like a more concentrated spa water, smooth and understated. Watermelon delivers a light, naturally sweet character without the artificial candy-like punch found in many seltzers. Citrus rounds out the trio with bright, zesty notes that stay restrained and refreshing. All three share a notable clarity and smoothness, and alcohol is essentially undetectable on the palate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e The finish across all flavors is crisp and clean, with virtually no lingering sweetness or boozy warmth. It drinks like water with a whisper of natural fruit flavor trailing behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eHow to Drink Funny Water\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Water is designed to be consumed straight from the can, chilled. No mixing or garnishing required — it functions as a standalone, sessionable beverage. That said, the flavors lend themselves well to low-effort mixed drinks: use the Cucumber Mint as a base for a light Gin \u0026amp; Water spritz, combining it with a half-ounce of dry gin for added botanical depth. The Watermelon variety works in a relaxed Agua Fresca-style cocktail with a splash of blanco tequila and lime. Citrus pairs naturally with vodka for a minimalist, no-soda alternative to a Vodka Soda.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eBest For\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay drinking at outdoor events where carbonation fatigue sets in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHealth-conscious drinkers seeking low-calorie, gluten-free alcohol options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroducing someone who dislikes carbonation to the ready-to-drink category\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoolside or beach sessions where hydration and a light buzz coexist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Funny Water taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water tastes remarkably similar to flavored spa water — clean, lightly fruity, and smooth with no perceptible alcohol burn. The three varieties (Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus) each deliver subtle, naturally flavored profiles rather than bold, sweet flavors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does Funny Water compare to hard seltzers?\u003c\/strong\u003e The most significant difference is carbonation: Funny Water is completely still, while hard seltzers like White Claw and Truly rely on fizz. At 3.75% ABV and 80 calories, Funny Water is slightly lower in alcohol and comparable or lower in calories than most mainstream hard seltzers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Funny Water good for beginners?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water is exceptionally approachable — its flavor and mouthfeel resemble flavored water so closely that even people who dislike the taste of alcohol will find it easy to drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is Funny Water made?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water is produced in the United States. Specific distillery or production facility details are not publicly disclosed by the brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat foods pair well with Funny Water?\u003c\/strong\u003e The Cucumber Mint pairs well with fresh sushi rolls or a light Greek salad, where its herbaceous quality complements clean flavors. Watermelon matches grilled shrimp skewers or a summer fruit plate. Citrus works alongside ceviche or fish tacos, where its bright notes echo the lime and citrus already present in the dish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does Funny Water come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e The Original Variety pack is sold as a six-pack containing two cans each of Cucumber Mint, Watermelon, and Citrus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Funny Water worth the price?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water positions as a premium alternative to hard seltzers, justified by its unique still-water format, inclusion of electrolytes and antioxidants, and low-calorie, gluten-free profile. For drinkers specifically seeking a non-carbonated alcoholic option, there are very few direct competitors at any price point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhy Funny Water?\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe alcohol-infused still water category barely exists, and Funny Water essentially has it to itself. In a market saturated with bubbly hard seltzers and sugary canned cocktails, a flat, clean, 80-calorie alcoholic water with electrolytes and antioxidants fills a gap that many drinkers didn't realize was there. The variety pack format makes it easy to identify a preferred flavor without committing to a full six of one. 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What distinguishes this pack is the complete absence of bubbles — a rarity in a category dominated by carbonated hard seltzers — paired with zero grams of sugar and just one gram of carbohydrate per serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuick Facts:\u003c\/strong\u003e ABV: 3.75%  |  Origin: USA  |  Style: Still Alcoholic Water  |  Brand: Funny Water\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Heritage\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Water is produced using a fermented cane sugar base, which yields a clean, neutral spirit profile before flavoring. Unlike the vast majority of hard seltzers and flavored malt beverages that rely on carbonation to deliver mouthfeel, Funny Water is intentionally still — no bubbles whatsoever. Each can is fortified with electrolytes and antioxidants, positioning it closer to enhanced water than a traditional alcoholic beverage. The result is a drink with virtually no detectable alcohol on the nose or palate, prioritizing smoothness and drinkability above all else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eTasting Notes\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlueberry Acai:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe berry aromatics lead with a gentle, fruity sweetness that remains light rather than syrupy. The acai adds a subtle earthy undertone that keeps the profile grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGinger Lemon:\u003c\/strong\u003e Assertive, authentic ginger dominance defines this flavor — this is a pour built for true ginger enthusiasts. 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Each flavor fades quickly, making repeat sips effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eHow to Drink Funny Water\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Water is designed to be consumed straight from the can, chilled, with no preparation required — it functions as its own finished serve. That said, the individual flavors lend themselves well to mixing. The Jalapeño Lime works as a low-ABV substitute in a Spicy Paloma riff, replacing soda water and adding built-in heat. Ginger Lemon serves as a ready-made base for a Dark and Stormy float, topped with a measure of aged rum. Blueberry Acai can anchor a light Sangria-style punch when combined with rosé and fresh fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eBest For\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeach days, pool parties, and outdoor gatherings where carbonation bloat is unwelcome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHealth-conscious drinkers tracking sugar and carbohydrate intake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroducing friends who dislike hard seltzer bubbles to the flavored alcoholic water category\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eActive social occasions — hiking, boating, or post-workout wind-downs — where electrolyte replenishment matters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Funny Water Variety 2 taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e The three flavors range from fruity (Blueberry Acai) to boldly spicy (Jalapeño Lime) and sharply botanical (Ginger Lemon), all sharing an exceptionally smooth, still water mouthfeel with no detectable alcohol taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does Funny Water compare to White Claw?\u003c\/strong\u003e The most significant difference is carbonation: Funny Water is completely still, while White Claw is a sparkling hard seltzer. Funny Water also sits at a lower 3.75% ABV compared to White Claw's standard 5%, and contains zero sugar versus White Claw's two grams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Funny Water good for health-conscious drinkers?\u003c\/strong\u003e With zero grams of sugar, one gram of carbohydrate, added electrolytes and antioxidants, and a modest 3.75% ABV, Funny Water is specifically formulated for drinkers who prioritize low-impact consumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is Funny Water made?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water is produced in the United States using a fermented cane sugar base, though the brand has not publicly disclosed a specific production facility or city of manufacture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat foods pair well with Funny Water?\u003c\/strong\u003e Jalapeño Lime pairs naturally with fish tacos and ceviche, where the heat and citrus echo the dish. Blueberry Acai complements light salads with goat cheese or a summer fruit plate. Ginger Lemon stands up well alongside sushi or Thai cuisine, where its ginger intensity mirrors the cuisine's own aromatics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does Funny Water come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e The Variety 2 pack is sold as a six-pack containing two cans each of Blueberry Acai, Ginger Lemon, and Jalapeño Lime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Funny Water worth the price?\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Water positions as a premium entry in the alcoholic water and hard seltzer category, justified by its still format, added electrolytes and antioxidants, and zero-sugar formulation — features that most carbonated competitors in the same price tier do not offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhy Funny Water Variety 2?\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a market saturated with carbonated hard seltzers that taste nearly interchangeable, Funny Water's completely still format is its single most defining trait — and the Variety 2 pack showcases the brand's more adventurous flavor work. The Jalapeño Lime, in particular, delivers a degree of genuine capsaicin heat that is almost unheard of in low-ABV ready-to-drink beverages. Built on a clean fermented cane sugar base with no added sugar and functional ingredients like electrolytes, this pack appeals to a specific drinker: someone who wants flavor complexity and a sessionable ABV without bubbles, sweetness, or bloat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny Water","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44839454736553,"sku":"39971","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/1024\/6313\/files\/Funny-Water-Variety-2-6__23826.jpg?v=1730521571"}],"url":"https:\/\/theliquorbarn.com\/collections\/funny-water.oembed","provider":"The Liquor Barn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}